How many folks watched the lighting of the tree in NYC tonight? I'd say probably a lot.
Since so many of us are (at least in the confines of our own living rooms) prone to being somewhat a touch perverted and giggle-prone, I doubt I was alone when I observed that there sure were some huge balls on the set in the background while that one guy was singing that one song.
It begs the question: What would people say if I put huge balls on my front lawn, you know... as Christmas ornaments? Would people innocently admire my giant balls in the spirit of Christmas? Would some passers-by be jealous of them because they made their own Christmas balls seem inadequate?
Would they cause a stir? Would they (as any attention getting obnoxious yahoo article might say) "spark outrage"?
I imagine that if my name was, say, Wakefield... the headlines in the local newspaper might read something like this:
"Local Neighborhood Shocked and Outraged by Wakefields Huge Balls"
It's something to think about.
TSN
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