Keep Things Interesting
1. Release large amounts of yellow food coloring into the water at your local public swimming pool
2. Go through the Taco Bell drive through ten times, and order a single taco with a different accent each time
3. Take a sack of dollar bills to the laundromat and, in a hushed voice, ask if they can launder if for you
4. Draw patterns on your neighbors lawns with miracle grow
5. Try on ridiculously small clothes and ask store employees how you look in them
6. Walk around downtown, carefully placing M&Ms in a long trail behind you
7. Hang garlic bulbs and rustic wooden crosses all around the outside of your house
8. Rap-battle yourself in the bathroom mirror at Walmart
9. Build a barbecue pit in your neighbors yard and send smoke signals from it
10. Order a pizza and answer the door in a ninja turtles costume
11. Dress like Wonder Woman and walk through the drive through
12. Build a howitzer out of Lego blocks in your driveway
13. Try to purchase the grocery separator bar
14. Put your water bottle in a paper bag, and take drinks from it while jogging
15. Set up a free beer stand at the end of your driveway
16. Hammer-dance around the grocery store with a huge boom-box on your shoulder
17. Cover your porch with sticky glue traps and order delivery
18. Cut an onion, videotape yourself crying, and post it on Facebook with no explanation as to why
19. Pick a random name, then put signs in your yard encouraging people to vote for that person
20. Walk in circles in front of an office building with a blank picket sign for an hour every day
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