30 Fun Things To Do In An Office Bathroom

Not for the squeamish!  But then again, what is?  

Hide rings of bubble wrap under the seats

Remove the spring from the toilet paper holder

Grunt for twenty seconds, then drop a coconut into the bowl

Lock all the stall doors from the inside, then climb out and put laxatives in the coffee

Cover the exhaust vent with plastic wrap

Connect obvious but non-functional electrical wires to the flush handle

Put a live horseshoe crab in the bowl

Leave a dirty fork on the back of the toilet 

Yodel

Install a clothes line and hang a load of laundry to dry

Unscrew the flush handles so they fall out when touched

Fill the back tanks with red food coloring

Leave an intact hard-shell taco on the seat

Stand next to the sink with a towel over your arm - bark at anyone who tries to use it

Install a disco ball

Put peanut butter on some TP, drop it and say "Could you kick that back over here?"

Fuse tootsie rolls together in the microwave and leave the resulting mass in the sink

Put fake legs and shoes in all the stalls so it looks like they're occupied

Count down from ten loudly, then let out a bloodcurdling scream

Install seat belts

Dump 6 boxes of lime green instant jello into the bowl

Fill the hand soap dispenser with maple syrup

Steal all the paper ass-gaskets and sprinkle lemonade on every toilet seat

Spread Chia-pet seeds in the grout seams; claim it's toxic mold when it grows

Install a pay-box at every urinal

Challenge people in adjacent stalls to various competitions

Leave a soup ladle hanging from the coat hook on the back of the door

Say things like "There you go little buddy.  This is your home now."

Leave a good sized piece of firewood in the bowl
Practice the tuba