Can I be arrested for "leaving the scene of an accident" if the accident was me crapping my pants? In leaving, as I coolly penguin walk on out of there, am I taking the accident with me or is the "scene of the accident" defined by the place I was actually standing when the accidental crapping took place?
These are deep thoughts, I know.
What if I accidentally left a 25% tip instead of 15% on the table at a diner, and then walked off like I'd done nothing wrong? If it was a miscalculation on my part and later I realize that now I'm dire financial straits, am I still a bad person?
Me: "Oh woe be to me and my unfortunate leaving of that extra-wrinkly George Washington! Now I can't pay my water bill and I've sure been doing a lot of laundry lately, what with me crapping my pants and all."
Random other guy on the bus: (bursts onto the scene with a box of powdered detergent) "Tough stains? Blast them out with new Poo-Gone Dribble Negation Powder! It's zesty!"
Me: (Looking bewildered) "But I heard it caused heart palpitations in lab rats?"
Him: "Naaaaaah."
Me: "Excellent! Poo-Gone, you're the stain blaster for me!" (Two thumbs up)
**Que 24-minute choreographed dance sequence involving all the bus passengers and one well behaved Schnauzer named Chorizo.**
TSN
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