Instant fake spider
Toupee for Tom Thumb
Emergency mattress stuffing
Ear plug
Packing peanut
Bike-tire fix-a-flat
Mix with toe-jam and sculpt an awesome hood ornament
Fireplace tinder
Wall art
Hot Wheels speed bump
Groucho Marx instant eyebrow
Lens cleaner
Bra stuffer
Bird nest repair kit
Bald spot patch
Home insulation
Wine stopper
Imitation feline hair-ball
Get-out-of-date-free token
Band-aid
Hitler mustache
Q-tip tip replacement
Survival blanket
Super-secret chile ingredient
All natural, organic, low calorie chewing gum alternative
Summertime snow-ball
Swimmers nose-plug
Cat toy
CD/DVD polisher
Prank jelly bean
Future alternative to fossil fuels
Single-shot rifle wadding
Last minute homemade gift idea
Fidel Castro fake beard set
Crack-spackle
Naughty list stocking stuffer
Gerbil bedding
Low velocity spit ball
Golf course divot repair
Chest wig for hairless midget
Moveable beauty-mark
Puppet disguise
Pot alternative
Humane junior-high dissection experiment
Tuba mouthpiece polisher
Coffee filter
Exfoliating shower scrub
Fly fishing
Football helmet padding
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3 comments:
Sometimes I really have no idea how you come up with this stuff but's great. I've never read one of your blogs that I didn't like
I'm glad you used a pic of me for your story.
Well... I mean... it's just your crotch, but I did pay the photographer extra to focus on your best qualities.
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