Monday, August 4, 2014

20 Ways to Keep Your Life Interesting

Keep Things Interesting


1. Release large amounts of yellow food coloring into the water at your local public swimming pool

2. Go through the Taco Bell drive through ten times, and order a single taco with a different accent each time

3. Take a sack of dollar bills to the laundromat and, in a hushed voice, ask if they can launder if for you

4. Draw patterns on your neighbors lawns with miracle grow 

5. Try on ridiculously small clothes and ask store employees how you look in them

6. Walk around downtown, carefully placing M&Ms in a long trail behind you

7. Hang garlic bulbs and rustic wooden crosses all around the outside of your house

8. Rap-battle yourself in the bathroom mirror at Walmart

9. Build a barbecue pit in your neighbors yard and send smoke signals from it

10. Order a pizza and answer the door in a ninja turtles costume



11. Dress like Wonder Woman and walk through the drive through

12. Build a howitzer out of Lego blocks in your driveway

13. Try to purchase the grocery separator bar

14. Put your water bottle in a paper bag, and take drinks from it while jogging

15. Set up a free beer stand at the end of your driveway

16. Hammer-dance around the grocery store with a huge boom-box on your shoulder

17. Cover your porch with sticky glue traps and order delivery

18. Cut an onion, videotape yourself crying, and post it on Facebook with no explanation as to why

19. Pick a random name, then put signs in  your yard encouraging people to vote for that person

20. Walk in circles in front of an office building with a blank picket sign for an hour every day


Other ideas?  Put them in the comments!







15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fry an egg using the sun in furnace creek, while taking a bath is something cold

Anonymous said...

Do a popular dance down the sidewalk

Anonymous said...

Bark at a tree in Public

Anonymous said...

Say hi to someone, when they say hi back, say hi again as if they said hi first

Anonymous said...

Go onto a playground with various shapes of different colors, 2 of each, then pass them out to people and ask them to find the other person with their shape

Anonymous said...

Spam tons of messages in a random blog post when it asks you for ideas

Anonymous said...

Try to use as many emoticons as possible :D

Anonymous said...

Spin around in public and don’t answer why

Anonymous said...

Try to do stuff without using some of your limbs, like putting your hands in your pocket and doing stuff with your feet. :)

Anonymous said...

Make an emoticon army for no reason whatsoever :) :( >:( :] uwu >:) BD XD :/ :P owo :3 :[ >:] (OUO) >:[ T_T ;) ;D =) =] =[ >=[ >=] ^.^

Anonymous said...

Do random things when you run out of ideas to fill up a blog post comment section

Anonymous said...

Keep on exiting and entering a website just to do the “I’m not a robot” check.

Anonymous said...

Follow the list of things to do in an office bathroom

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Anonymous said...

Multiply the total number of ideas in a post about things to do to keep life interesting by 1.75 by spamming the comment section